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I have a large studio on site but would rather work outdoors whenever possible.
I am a crotchety old man who likes to do things my way.
A gazillion years experience and six basic rules for models who would like to work with me.

1) No one under 28 years of age (No drama please).
2) No augmentations (Looks like shit).
3) No more than one tattoo, and it can be no larger than 3" in the longest direction (They muck up an otherwise beautiful image).
4) No hardware above the waist (Looks like shit).
5) No escorts (Do your homework instead and check references).
6) No clean shaven pubic hair (If you are an adult, look like one and not some adolescent child).

If the above rules piss you off you probably fit into one of those categories and I won't work with you anyway so I don't give a rat's ass.

That's it. Short and simple.