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| Join: | 17 Nov 2012 |
| Last: | 20 Nov 2012 |
IS #:31238
Photographer
Photographer
About Me
ON HIATUS.
I am a local photographer located between Asheville and Charlotte. I am a professional hobbyist...meaning I can supply professional images without a lost of cost to the model.
My images are solely for the display on my portfolios. I do not sell images. The edited images you receive from our shots can be displayed online or in a traditional portfolio.
I will shoot with you in exchange for your time...please do not solicit me for pay. I will respond with a delightful decline.
So if your interested...drop a line!
The jokes I tell are bad!
My music varies from Conway Twitty to Coldplay.
The studio is cold...sometimes hot!
I smoke... you do not have to... and I will not blow it in your face... if this offends you I am sorry... I am not PC.
Feel free to bring an escort, but leave the husbands and boyfriends at home... this is non negotiable...
Please be on time... if you are traditionally late... leave an hour early... I know your time is valuable and so is mine.
I will give you 500% back during our photoshoot!
To sum up my mantra:
"Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hangin curveball, high fiber, good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights." Kevin Costner, Bull Durham 1988
My inspiration to create:
"The virtue of the camera is not the power it has to transform the photographer into an artist, but the impulse it gives him to keep on looking." Brooks Anderson
And finally... just to see if anybody actually reads this part... you will make the photographer very happy if you bring hot wings to the shoot... especially if you are going to bring an escort!
I am a local photographer located between Asheville and Charlotte. I am a professional hobbyist...meaning I can supply professional images without a lost of cost to the model.
My images are solely for the display on my portfolios. I do not sell images. The edited images you receive from our shots can be displayed online or in a traditional portfolio.
I will shoot with you in exchange for your time...please do not solicit me for pay. I will respond with a delightful decline.
So if your interested...drop a line!
The jokes I tell are bad!
My music varies from Conway Twitty to Coldplay.
The studio is cold...sometimes hot!
I smoke... you do not have to... and I will not blow it in your face... if this offends you I am sorry... I am not PC.
Feel free to bring an escort, but leave the husbands and boyfriends at home... this is non negotiable...
Please be on time... if you are traditionally late... leave an hour early... I know your time is valuable and so is mine.
I will give you 500% back during our photoshoot!
To sum up my mantra:
"Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hangin curveball, high fiber, good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights." Kevin Costner, Bull Durham 1988
My inspiration to create:
"The virtue of the camera is not the power it has to transform the photographer into an artist, but the impulse it gives him to keep on looking." Brooks Anderson
And finally... just to see if anybody actually reads this part... you will make the photographer very happy if you bring hot wings to the shoot... especially if you are going to bring an escort!