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I need a stylist to work love and cherish.


♥ = BA was here and approves.


Editorial / Fashion / Beauty / Creative - Whatever that means.
I think it means Im ABSOLUTELY STUNNING !!!

.... I stole it from another photographers profile.

In no specific Order.


FR
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If I’ve sent a FR – it means I like you – which means if you like my work let me know and lets get Jiggy.



Terms & Conditions
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This means that there are some rules that have to be followed if you want to work with me, those are
1 a model release form needs to be signed, no ifs no buts… the form gets sent to you before we shoot and
2 you need to buy me chocolate. Note I didn't say 'a' chocolate.



Paid Jobs
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Ladies & Gents, if your being paid for a job you don’t get a prints as well.
You compensation is MONEY. BIG FAT GREEN MONEY.
‘But what about my images’
Oh yes of course your images. How could I forget?
Heard of Tear Sheets! Good, they’re your images, remember we paid you.



Designers
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Without you wonderful people we’d be naked. So well done for ruining everything.
No seriously if you are a designer, please get in touch. You’re priority.



Stylists
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I worship you. You guys are so quirky its fucking unbelievable. Whatever you say I agree. Just get in touch… and yes you can cycle to the studio. Bring Tito.



Humour
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I live it, I die it, so have it. If we’re to work together you need to be funny, a pretty face ‘alone’ just doesn’t do it for me. A nice arse, nice tits maybe but come on be funny.

Remember ill be talking to you before we shoot, so if you no funny me no wanna work with you (I said that in a Chinese accent, it sounded ridiculous).



My Phone Number
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If I give it, USE IT. This means we jump from electronically communicating to dialogue. Its hard for many I know but trust me from our FIRST contact I know if we will ever work together. That’s Voodo shit.



Txt/BBM
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I'm big on talking, small on mincy pie messages. It’s a turn off, please don't network with me by txt or BBM. In fact don't even talk about it.



Be Who You Are
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If every photo of you is retouched SOOOOOO MUCH that when we meet, you look nothing like you do in your photos, you’ll kindly be asked to go sit in Starbucks, order a very large Latte and drink it until a shinny man on a white horse turns up. Trust me he wont turn up, but that’s the point.



Polaroids
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Because of the above. The below link is a link of a girl called Amanda, she’s 5”9 and all mine. No not really I found her on Google. The link is a link to her Polaroid. I need an image like that of you before we shoot.

From Polaroids, we professionals (and yes we are professionals) can work out what you really look like after all that Photoshop. No Polaroid no Shoot.

http://www.industryfolio.com/giovanni/w … dablog.jpg



Images
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I don’t release unedited images unless of course you release me a sample your DNA so I can make a Gremlin out of you then sell you to APPLE who can then make an Ap out of you called Kill The Gremlin While Waiting for a Train.

I don't provide high-res images and certainly don't provide RAW files. Get it. This only gets done for publications (Its shocking that some photographers do). I will provide decent sized web ready images of edited work and will sort prints for non-rip off prices. That’s the dillio. Get a grip.



TESTING TESTING 1 2 3 (TFP) i.e. Taking The Piss
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Occasionally I TEST if your keen get in touch, if your look is what I'm looking for it may be possible to arrange a TEST but if your unable to arrange or at least contribute to sourcing a make up artist, a hair stylist or a wardrobe stylist the likelihood of us working together is practically NIL, in fact it is NIL. Don't take the Piss.

Oh and I can't bear it when automatically people think that with me comes a make up artist, a hair stylist, pizza …. I'm a photographer, throw me a freaking bone would you. Contribute, Contribute, Wax on Wax off, Jacket on Jacket off.




The Size of My Toy
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It’s not the size of your toy that counts but how you use it. So as models don't look at my camera and say
IS THAT IT. That hurts, seriously STOP IT.




Costs
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To set up a shoot costs money. If TESTING. EVERYONE involved must contribute an equal amount of monies for that shoot to happen. If you are one of the creative’s involved and do not have the frame of mind that anything you put into a shoot with a good photographer (I'm not bad) is an investment to
1 your Art and
2 to your career then your reading the wrong profile.




Twitter
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Will I follow you. No I bloody won’t. I don't wanna know what you've been up to. You follow me God damn it.

http://twitter.com/belalashraf




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