Treasure Chests LTD

Please Note: The narrative below is highly relevant to the photos we post as we are increasingly involved in a whirlwind of activities associated with documenting current events and serious news, sports, drama and travel blogs, script writing, with tv and movie integration of web content and celebrity press. Reading(I know it's a chore for many) provides more meaning to our many activities as portrayed in photos.

May 15th Update Latest Outrage Pushed by the outrageous leftist feminists in today's government(s), we too have been investigated by the IRS and our tax exempt status is threatened. Help convince these mindless bureaucratics that we a a national treasure with our philanthropic program to conserve and exhibit the great boobs of the world as well as defend and preserve our second amendment rights. Contribute your best boobs to our Treasure Chests Hall of Fame today. Also send money to upgrade our facilities and provide bras and other clothing to deserving but often destitute treasure chests that find their way to our mission headquarters.


March 30th Update Stop gun control agitation...it solves nothing. But big boobs, medium boobs, small boobs that's another story.

Feb 24th Update
In response to the comment posted by T*****" which is quoted below:


"I am well aware my "Bazookas" would be a great advertisement for your disturbed, disgusting, cruel cause and world view which is about as dismal and destructive as anything I have ever heard before. I would gladly strip naked and flaunt all my womanly assets in the most wanton manner and that men lust for everywhere for any cause directly opposed to your barely disguised invitation for men everywhere to start killing each other with reckless abandon."

Our response in this open, civilized debate:
"In the spirit of fair play and freedom of expression, and as responsible journalists dedicated to the principles of a free press and open discussion of all viewpoints, we will gladly shoot photos of you designed to get the attention of a wide audience of those men who most appreciate the 2nd amendment rights. Perhaps you might make some converts. We we will do it pro bono for sure. Certainly we are open to a nothing held back tete-a-tete to get to the naked truth, if you get my drift.



Feb 18th Update: Just In In the spirit of fairness, we will offer those bleeding arts liberals, radicalized feminists and do-gooders everywhere the opportunity to state their case against our full support of the 2nd amendment as long as it is reasoned, civil and intellectual...just like the Sunday Talk Shows. First up is the radical feminist, T*****, (name redacted to protect us from the full fury of her feminist friends). She states somewhat unemotionally but with a definite bias:
"I can't believe you could sink so low as to publish a photo which is clearly pimping a innocent young girl all because you and her boyfriend want to have access to all the possible weapons of mayhem and destruction known to man. This is exactly how sex trafficking works. Some macho guy with a gun or bad attitude about actually working to pay for his toys decides to force a young, innocent, helpless girl into doing ugly things which sometimes ends up with the death of the girl, all for the sole objective of enabling the pimp, supposedly her loving boyfriend, to buy the latest 4 wheel drive pickup, get the hottest Big Screen to watch sports or buy the "half-to-have" shoes, or in this case obtain the biggest and baddest weapons of mass destruction that she can provide for him by working on her back. I plan to call Angelina and UNICEF and any other relevant organization or empowered sex trade crusaders to have you persecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

Well that is one point-of-view, pimping is a pretty strong word. Look at Annie, ready and willing to trot out all her goodies for a good cause, any good cause. Nobody is pimping her. We are rather cheered up by her attitude and think that is a great cause for celebration and deserves a toast at the local pub as her photos flash across the big screen in one of our slide shows.

Feb 17th Update: Just In Annie from Annapolis is back and asks "Can I help. I definitely have the bazookas and a lot more. What is the second amendment about anyway? I want to bounce my cannon balls for a good cause. Right now everyone is always trying to grab me for free just to get their jollies (and I bruise easily). It would be better if these cannon balls could serve a worthy public purpose. So take my mounds and pubes and exploit them all to hell so I can feel I am making the world a better place to live in."
We we certainly can't applaud her spirit of public service enough. If only all Americans were as dedicated to preserving our values and freedoms as Annie is.

Feb 17th Update
Note: Due to controversial nature of Erma's offer, we have decided to seek legal counsel before displaying her "cannon balls" and every thing else she has volunteered to display on behalf of her boy friend's crusade to support the true 2nd amendment.
Just in: Erma from Louisiana asks if she has the "cannon balls" or anything other attribute that could stimulate and arouse the public to rally to our cause. Her boyfriend said she had to donate her body or he would leave her.
Answer: Well we sure don't want to be the cause of domestic discord so I am sure we can put your body to good use in our campaign somewhere.

Note: Due to controversial nature of Erma's offer, we have decided to seek legal counsel before displaying her "cannon balls" and every thing else she has volunteered to display on behalf of her boy friend's crusade to support the true 2nd amendment.

Feb 16th Update: Welcome Margo from Fargo We are overwhelmed with the postive response to our campaign to take back American from the NRA who would sell our freedoms out to protect their hugh profits from the gun industry. Only a properly aroused citizenry can defend American from all those radical leftist feminists, socialists and aliens that threaten our freedoms.
We are particularly pleased that so many models have been so generous with their bodies in support of our policies to arouse the public. So girls get in touch, we have a lot of loose cannons running around looking for more "cannon balls"

Here is an email from our latest volunteer model, Margo from Fargo:
"Count me in as a selfless volunteer to protect our 2nd amendment rights to properly arm ourselves to fend off the usual threats like terrorists,criminal gangs, government gone wild, cops with attitudes, mental cases, packs of wild dogs and hogs, crocs that escape sewers, deviant, perverted garbage collectors with their telescopes as well as zoombie hordes and alien invaders. They will have lots more weapons than rifle and pistols, why can't the threatened citizenry arm themselves to the teeth as well.
You can use whatever pictures you want of me. Like most girls, I like to get down and dirty and pose in every possible wanton, suggestive, vulgar way. However, I just don't want people to think that I am a slut or promiscuous. Otherwise I wouldn't have time for a normal life. That's why I am willing to share my body with you as long as it is for a worthy cause and nobody will think I am just a wanton slut with no morals or manners.
Just don't show my face as I am an assistant director in an old folks home and all the dirty old men do all day is surf porn. If they saw me, they would just grab me more than they already do, and I have a lot to grab hold of.
However, I definitely do love to show off my lush, over-endowed, curvaceous body and don't get too much of chance out here where nice girls are covered from head to toe. Luckily, I do enough overtime so I can save up to go to those lush, uninhibited overseas resorts where I can dance the night away with or without clothing ( I have a hard time remembering which the next day). Sometimes my husband or boyfriend loses track of me and we get separated. Good thing I have a GPS in my phone or I would never get back home after some of those parties.
And thank goodness there are Americans willing to stand up to those who turn this country into a nation of unarmed victims and wimps.
P.S. I would gladly serve as an advertising model for gun ranges. I think it would be neat to hang around firing guns without any clothes on"

Feb 16th Update: Welcome Margo from Fargo We are overwhelmed with the postive response to our campaign to take back American from the NRA who would sell our freedoms out to protect their hugh profits from the gun industry. Only a properly aroused citizenry can defend American from all those radical leftist feminists, socialists and aliens that threaten our freedoms.
We are particularly pleased that so many models have been so generous with their bodies in support of our policies to arouse the public. So girls get in touch, we have a lot of loose cannons running around looking for more "cannon balls"

Feb 10th Update
With the superbowl over with, it's time to take up more serious matters and there is no more serious subject than protecting American values from progressives, bleeding heart liberals, animal lovers and radical leftist feminists.

First Up Protecting our Second Amendment rights.

In the current national debate on guns, we are very dismayed at the NRA for cow-towing to the interests mainly of the gun manufactures and ignorant rednecks everywhere. They are no more interested in protecting the second amendment rights of freedom loving Americans than they are in protecting Bambi and her friends from hunters. The second amendment guarantees the right "to bear arms" and "arms" means any and all the weaponry used by militias and terrorists alike to both protect our freedoms and attempt to destroy them. Without access to all the arms of our enemies, how can American freedoms be protected? Where are you NRA when we really need your support at this time when American values and institutions are under siege like never before?

Well Treasure Chests LTD is not afraid to take on the challenges facing this country, so we have begun our campaign to permit all Americans to own whatever arms are necessary to protect American's many freedoms from her enemies.
And we are trotting out the big bazookas, so to speak, in our new campaign to help impress on the public the need to preserve the full extent of the rights guaranteed under the second amendment to bear all necessary and proper arms to hold off terrorists, government gone wild, and radical leftist feminists everywhere. Thus we proudly unveil a series of adverts which can be used to mount a campaign to enforce the full protection of the second amendment.

Models: Apply now to be part of the campaign. And all those who have declined our offers in the past as not classy enough, well at last something worth losing your modesty over. Don't miss out on this great opportunity for wide exposure to tens of millions of enthusiastic sport's bar patrons, hunters, white supremacists, survivorists, and real he-men everywhere. Real women only, no gender cheats (yes we check applicants out carefully).

Feb. 5th Update Due to bad officiating and injuries, the superior team, the San Francisco Giants lost, barely lost, the Super Bowl. If the officials had kicked out all those Baltimore thugs and miscreants who assaulted the best players of San Francisco in the second quarter, the outcome would have been very different. Boo to You NFL Officials...what whimps.

Jan 20th Update We have been absent for a while. First there was the terrible mistake made in the recent election. (See already we regret the choice given all the noise about taking away our god given constitutional rights by those tree hugging, far out leftists and their radical feminist co-conspirators.) With the necessity to visit all those labels on bottles from Kentucky, Scotland, Puerto Rico and a hundred cities in Russia, we were not in much of a mood to work on our tireless crusade for truth and justice as promoted with our many proud pairs. Then came the holiday season with everyone trying to cheer up their spirits by downing those self-same spirits from various parts of the world and with some success I must say. So we haven't had much time to work on anything except our annual super bowl pic...and we know how to pick them helped by our wonderful record setting pair of DD's since we have chosen the San Francisco Giants as this year's pick.

Oct 20th Update: We keep getting more and more emails from fans and participants of our record breaking "Beach Ball Olympics" perhaps the most talked about Olympics event of the year. For example, we received this email from Charlotte, a participant. "I had the best time ever though I was never sure whether I was participating in the actual event or the parties, it was just such a blur of fun and games (or games and fun). In the heat of the competition when you are trying to do your best you don't worry about uniform malfunctions just whether your smile is on as the judges liked participants best who enjoyed what they were doing. And I may have done a few things in the after hours parties that I probably should be ashamed of, but it wasn't my fault as the competition dehydrated me so much I started drinking as soon as I hit the parties. After that I don't remember much. It's a good thing no one was taking photos. Everyone was too busy talking and waving their cell phones around to have any time to think about photos. "


Oct 11th Update: Every Olympics has an experimental first time event and the Beach Ball Olympics is no exception.
And this year the experimental event at the beach ball Olympics is Beachball Gynecology, another trail blazing artistic, educational and wellness project in which we take beach balls where no beach balls have gone before while giving the girls a chance to spread their wings so to speak and try something new in the way of the competition. Who knows it could become a permanent event if it proves popular with contestants and audiences.

Beach Ball Gynecology has a serious side too as it is part of our free health benefits and wellness program providing free checkups to make sure that the girls encounter no tropical diseases, parasites, or other weird diseases which might occur when so many women from so many parts of the world get together. And our beachball judges and photographers are qualified health professionals holding at least a red cross CPR certificate (and they are not kissing the contestants, but practicing with or in some cases aiding models who may have indications of chest stress from very tight uniforms or even lack of proper breast support which might impede breathing).

Oct 6th Update: Vote Mormon. With a Mormon in the White House, we should expect a new appreciation for women's traditional roles in the home and featured on calenders in bars, auto repair shops and warehouses and an end to the vexacious harassment instigated by radical feminist leftists who are unable to appreciate the pictorial artistic majesty of fine art of which our work is just one outstanding example.

Oct 4th Update: Due to the demand for paternity tests, we will be unable to justify our usually extravagant wardrobe budget. All new contestants must supply their own wardrobe or work wardrobeless. Wardrobeless sometimes means without any clothes. We reserve the right to reject model supplied wardrobe items and require models to work wardrobeless. This requirement is a reflection of our desire to promote the highest standards in pictorial quality which may require being wardrobeless and not in any way related to the fact that naked pictures produce more interest in our many worthy projects.


Oct 2nd Update: For reasons not in any way associated with costs, we are unable to process more than 2 paternity tests a month in our "no child left behind" project. While many have responded, I'm sure a little delay will not make a big difference in an entire lifetime for the child who needs his father.

Oct 1st Update: As part of our search for truth and beauty, especially the truth part, and not in any way in response to several legal suits filed in various courts, we have decided to offer free paternity test services to any model who has worked with with our photographers. We are particularly sensitive to the needs of children everywhere and if we can contribute to identifying proper family relationships and reunite children with their proper fathers, we believe it is only right and just. Any statements or claims made by certain models that our photographers took unfair advantage of them should be examined in the proper perspective that boys and girls, when naked alone together, often will see nature take it's age old course.


Sept 29th Update: Limited Time Left to Check Out Beach Ball Olympics Photos: Yes to make room for the new we will be removing our popular Beach Ball Olympics photos soon.

Sept 26th Update: The Princess Elena Saga:
There is hope after all in this cold, cold world. The response to the completely unwarranted and sinister attack on our very artsy display of topless pictures of a certain naked princess has been heartwarming. In particular we have had another princess step out of the shadows, so to speak, to display her beautiful topless, naked body in support of our important work.

Princess Elena writes us:

"As a newly mature, young lady of royal blood, some find very attractive, with a strong desire to help the unfortunate everywhere, I am appalled that anyone would use such crude legal tactics to suppress your meritorious work. If lurid, graphic photos of my ripe young, nubile body fully disrobed whether topless or bottomless attracts attention to your noble efforts, no sacrifice of my personal privacy can be too great.
This will be the first time anyone has ever viewed my lush, newly matured body with its many urgent unfullfilled urges waiting to be satisfied. And it may be the only opportunity to see me nudely displayed by those whose time is spent lusting with impure thoughts over photos of beautiful, topless and fully nude young ladies in their prime as I am seriously considering becoming a nun and taking perpetual vows of modesty and chastity. However I feel no sacrifice can be too great if I am in the service of those whose lives will be made better somehow as the result of your efforts. Therefore use my photographs and me in any way (as long as it is artistic) to further the cause of truth and beauty, to fight crime in its many manifestations, to stamp out evil everywhere and to further world peace"

We cannot show our appreciation enough, so we simply have to post her photos in furtherance of her genuine commitment to our objectives.

Sept 27th Update: Now offering retouching services for all those who can't get enough of our award winning touching services. Special rates for repeat customers and models who are willing to work shifts in our new petting zoo project. Models get the real feeling over and over again that goes with working for a top photographer like those at treasurechestsltd.

Just in, a glowing testimonial from Denise. "I used to be a full blown lesbian, but now after experiencing the Treasure Chest program, I have completely switched my major. I never realized how great the other side could be until the chief tititian at Treasure Chests LTD showed me just what wondrous feelings he knew how to get in touch with. Well this led to some other penetrating insights and I went places I never new existed with my old girl friends."

Wait there's more with Denise's latest email:
"I was just so blown away by my experience at Treasure Chests LTD. I knew I was in the right hands when their photographer showed me his diploma from the Warsaw Bible and Righteous Healing School and sure enough when the Right Reverend started with his "laying on of the hands" therapy while invoking the holyest of "speaking in tongues" rituals I knew I was on the way to the true "rapture". At least that's what I think happened. My girl friends are all having snit fits and think it is some kind of con, but I am going back tomorrow to see what new treat or bibilical concept the reverend has in mind for me. I can't wait."

Just another of many testimonials about the great health and welfare breakthroughs, some say miracles, that those cursed with being young and beautiful have when they seek counsel and advice from the caring folks at Treasure Chests LTD.

Sept 24th Update:
Unfortunately as we fearlessly fight for truth and justice, a small roadblock has been flung in our path. Notably some overly aggressive legal types no doubt financed by the wealthy and sinister forces of an unnamed royal family have found a hapless and some say helpless new victim to pound into submission with their expensive services as we have been deluged with writs, cease and desist orders, injunctions and threats of criminal prosecution despite our passionate protests of "freedom of speech" and "freedom of the Press" which entitles us to publish topless photos of a certain naked royal on our site. We fully intend to fight this with every possible legal maneuver and loophole known to the legal world just as soon as we figure out how to fill out the paperwork in small claims court as this constitutes the necessary first step in order to proceed to defend our important work and seek redress for the substantial and costly injuries sustained by the reckless persecution of our efforts by these shameless jackals of the world's most dubious and debased profession whose view of justice in any matter they undertake to represent is coincidentally identical with those who can pay the largest fee. In the meantime we have temporarily withdrawn the photos at issue in their most candid presentation. We fully expect to be able to repost these photos and perhaps others as soon as our constitutional right to exhibit beautiful naked pictures of anyone, royally connected or not, is affirmed in the courts even if we have to go all the way to the world court. Once again we are tirelessly dedicated in our pursuit of truth and justice and the downfall of evil doers everywhere.
P.S. Those of you who downloaded the uncensored examples, please delete them using only the thumbnail version for identification purposes so as not to view the larger versions. This is just a simple precaution to reduce possible damages in the unlikely event that the lowlife lawyers suing us prevail in their claims

[b] Sept 19th Update: Our princess has been crowned "Miss Pink Pencil Eraser" for 2012. The 'crowns' just keep coming in for our stunning princess and her topless photos taken when she was naked and on the run from a forced marriage. Hooray for truth and beauty. Let it always 'reign', especially when there are naked pictures showing all.

[b] Sept 18th Update: News Flash Exclusive topless photos of a naked princess taken by a noted photographer when the sweet young thing needed to finance her flight from an arranged, loveless royal marriage to a very old prince in order to prolong the royal lineage which was threatened with abolishment if no heir was forthcoming. Not long range grainy photos but photos nice and up close taken by a steady hand and a sharp lens. Despite efforts to suppress these photos by the royal palace, Princess F. is at last is given the exposure that she deserves. Unfortunately, we must keep the identity of the princess secret , as we can't afford lawyers to fight for the right of the average photographer to enjoy the "freedom of the press" that well financed photographers and publications can. However we can say she is a beauty and her hidden treasures are indeed "royal jewels" and everyone in the kingdom and, indeed the world, should have the opportunity to enjoy this 'royal feast' if you get my drift. Now well established as a royal in her own right, she is regularly seen at all the big events in Europe and the U.S. where a glamorous princess adds just the right extra touch to the proceedings. Chaste, even shy in public, we know for a fact, that in private she is given to wanton displays of the flesh with outbursts of extraordinary passion and is even known for her eager embrace of bizarre fetishes and sinfully exotic deviant practices with whomever of her entourage is in favor at the time.


Banned on MM, Banned on OMP, but welcome here, must mean something.
Site Motto: If you've got it you might as well flaunt it.
Scientific Breakthrough: “There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy." (see footnote for complete scientific report*)
Site Political Philosophy: Girls taking off their tops would solve most of the nation's and world's problems.
(Coming: Altiltzeimer Researcseh projsect. Subjsects nededed to resrache our theorie thaet breastts worshisp slohws meantal dsetioration andd/or actuadlly may reversese senilliteeity...not thate wee knowes aything abudt theses problemse.)

Email Notice: Please use art@treasurechestsltd.com for email contact. Istudio link does not work apparently as the number of candidates applying to be in our projects has dropped significantly. However the ones that do get through (thanks for making the extra effort typical of true winners) are pretty special as you can see.




* Full Report and References for "Boob Staring Improves Lifespan of Men"
As reported on the web:
A truly gratuitous and bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggest that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, ogling at women’s breasts is equivalent to an intense exercise regime that can help prolong the lifespan of a man by five years.

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” says according to Dr. Weatherby.

The research was conducted over a five-year span on 200 healthy men. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
reference: http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/studies-reveal-that-staring-at-womens-breasts-is-good-for-mens-health-8380