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Special Offer : During these trying times, young professionals need all the help they can get to keep on top of the work-a-day world. Creative and Persuasive Power Suit Portraits are a big help: get noticed, get hired, get promoted, get your bonus!!! Probably get some extra holiday time too. Great to post in face-space portfolios when you actually want your employer or prospective employer to check up on you. $999 for 25 high res shots on disc, one composite with 4-6 shots of your choice. Rates waived in some hardship cases like being unemployed, being very photogenic, have a boat or some special location for shooting as well as when model is suitable for other paid projects. Also by special request, two versions. One for friends and family and one designed to "get the job". Save $399 when doing both versions (total cost after rebates $699 for two power suit compcards). And yes there is a third version for the particularly ambitious. Get all three for the too good to be true cost of $1.99.

Do power suit compcards work? You bet they do...see testimonials below*.

This just in: Rae discovers power suit compcards are a great way to generate support for her ecco causes.

I am a dedicated conservationist and environmentalist totally committed to saving the whales, the rain forest, the spotted owls and the black snakes of the world.
Even with two degrees with environmental related majors I still find myself a small and lonely voice trying get my message out to all the important decision makers from the community level to the board rooms to national politicians. After all I am only one person, though I am pretty cute and can be as sexy as necessary when it's for a good cause.
I learned a lot from the Peta people who use their femininity to great advantage when protesting the use of fur in clothing.
In college I went to all the rallies and protests and was usually one of the first to strip. I found that the guys all followed suit faster than I would have ever believed especially when we went off for a private "meeting" to more throughly discuss the important issues without the distractions of the crowds. It's hard not to resonate with such sincere acoloytes when they demonstrate an urgent need to relate to my message. But of course, these meetings are just the first step up the ladder of critical decision makers. Which is why when I heard about the power suit compcards, I knew I had found the perfect promotional method to get my message out to the world. Now when I meet someone who really really relates to my message I always insist that they pass one or more of my compcards along to their bosses and board members. Leveraging each contact is critical to getting the message out to a bigger audience and reaching more and more key decision makers. It is rare after someone has seen one of my compcards (especially version 3, the "go for broke" look) that I don't get a meeting with the higher ups in all sorts of organizations. It's nice too after a long day campaigning when I get invited to a high level meeting to be able to take a shower in those executive suites before getting down to some serious discussions with these high level players. They are always very interested in the techniques I use at rallies to get the message out and ask me to show them how my approach works which is why it's nice to be squeeky clean when I go into these meetings.
(Rah, Rah, Rah, Sis, Boom, Bah, shake it and bake it to save the animals.)

It's no accident that women are crucial to the enviormental movement, they are the perfect antidote to the rapists of the land and the killers of our friends the animals. From an early age onward women find bunnys cute and cuddly. Boys usually want to shoot them.

The most persuasive asset a woman can have, if she is attractive, is her "mesmerizing" beauty which throughout history been a powerful asset to change the behavior of men. After all it was Helen of Troy's beauty that started one of the most monumental wars of ancient times. If a woman's beauty is powerful enough to motivate men to kill each other and destroy whole civilizations, why can't a woman's beauty be used to change the behavor of the world's environmental despoilers.
Thus with the fate of the world at stake, I definitely wanted the deluxe three version compard set so I would get as much attention as possible to develop and promote plans of action to save the planet. Time is of the essence.

John Zaale was so impressed by my dedication and commitment that he refused to charge his usual $1.99 for any of his work. He also had some great ideas on what artistic poses would get the most attention without seeming tacky. His suggestions were very helpful and the cards turned out great.

During the shoot Mr Zaale mentioned that he had another great idea. Since I was so committed to preserving all things natural, it would only be natural to do some artsy naturalist shots as naturalism is a very popular subject for photography and would be a good attention getter for the cause. I said why not, let's try a few. So we shot a few "naturalist" shots and I asked if that would do? But Mr. Zaale said he had lots more ideas for "naturalist" poses. So we shot for several more hours, though I'm not sure how "natural" some of the poses were as I was pretty sore the next day.

When I asked what we could accomplish with these several hundred extra shots, he suggested I use them to reward those who contribute to my fund raising projects. Sort of like when PBS gives out a teeshirt or a coffee mug when you contribute to their fund raising campaigns.

So let us know how much you want to contribute to the cause and get your free gift of access to some wonderful artistic naturalist photos?

There has also been a tremendous groundswell of interest as well from many of the women I meet who share my point of view about these projects and other worthwhile causes. I suggested that John Zaale's compcards are a great first step and if an especially worthwhile cause is involved John Zaale can usually be talked into creating some great pictures for free. If you want a donation generating website, that too can be arranged but only if a genuinely worthy cause.

2nd Update: Note I cannot reply to all the PMs from potential sponsors or maybe just lechers for access to power suit compcard version 3, the "go for broke" version. You will just have to imagine how it looks, unless I decide to send you one or give you one after one of my meetings where we really jell.

Yes I have received inquiries from a few girls too...yes girls things really do go better in every way with coats and blouses undone the right way.

I plan to update this testimonial with frequent progress and hopefully success reports.
Rae, environmentalist class of 2010.

Power Suits portfolio Diaries:
Jan 1 update: Time to spruce up those resumes again as hiring is picking up with the economy picking up. Don't get left behind. Catch on to a winning job this time around. There is nothing more helpful than a Power Suit comp card to send to and get the attention of the top companies and especially their CEOs and CFOs which is where all the money and security is.

Nov 4th update:
Congratulations on all the Republicans, tea-partiers and just plain boring conservative winners in the mid-term elections. We are going back to the good times again with an emphasis on traditional values which require well-dressed, polite team players needed to implement all your plans and get your propaganda heard. No wave-makers needed.
You will be hiring and we have the right candidates for your jobs. Hard working and well dressed to present that formal look that tradition demands and needs.
Girls, polish up those resumes and learn all those catch-phrases, "limited government, cut taxes, protect guns, the flag is king unless the bible is mentioned, and don't forget market economics means there is plenty of money to go around for those willing to tout the party lines for limited government, deregulation of business and getting rid of EPA and the Departments of Energy, Labor and Education or anything else that government does to restrict profits of large corporations. And a great power-suit portfolio is just perfect to send in with your resume. Power suit portfolio resume candidates will get first look, I guarantee it. So reserve your time to shoot now. Special deals now through the end of next year (see below).
Hippies, sandals and girls that set off metal detectors on the way into the office every day need not apply.
Hidden tattoos are ok, but we need a graphic, revealing photo of each tattoo so we can decide if they are hidden enough. Our judge's decisions are final.

July update:
I was shocked and horrified to find out that some my smart, hardworking, ambitious power suit portfolio clients and models were actually Russian spies. Yes I can see how a power suit portfolios would help in penetrating America's corporate and government inner circles. But my client models all seemed so nice (and beautiful) that it never occurred to me that there was a reason to suspect that they were spies. However it did seem odd that so many were of Russian birth. None-the-less, as a very patriotic American, I vow to refuse to tell them anything unless they are especially nice to me. And I will diligently work to uncover and expose them whenever possible.

Now spending most of my time in SW Florida as the crisis there creates great demand for power players and they need power-suit porfolios.
Emergency evening and weekend photo shoot slots available due to current crisis. See notes below.

June 1 update:
Due to the environmental crisis in the Gulf, large corporations and non-profits in related fields are in need of an unprecedented number of new hires to man their consulting and lobbying offices in Washington and other cities. The eco mess should generate lots of high-paying jobs for those sharp, motivated young professionals who see this as a big opportunity for whichever point of view you represent though the oil companies are hiring 10-1 and paying the biggest salaries. To get those jobs with the six figure salaries you need a power suit portfolio.


Latest Update: We appear to be getting a third female justice on the U.S. Supreme Court which only rightly reflects the increased penetration of the ladies by the legal profession. Power suit portfolios for lady lawyers are in order. Lawyers like to look at things from all the angles to get to the bottom of things and power suit portfolios provide total transparency essential when searching for truth. More pics to come.

P.S. all content, text, visual, labels the exclusive copyright of Design Studios and John Zaale. Written permission required for any and all usage.


*Power Suit Testimonials (send in your success story, we like to know about your career progress):

1. Marion B Well I have to say the power suit compcard has made a big difference in my professional life and also my after work world. In college I never lacked for attention wearing those cute shorts and t-tops to class and everywhere else, nor at the beach where my bikini showed off my perfectly trim and very perky figure. At 5'7 and 110 lbs with a perfect "b" without a bra I never lacked for solicitous attention from oodles of boys. But everything changed when I went to work downtown in one of those big office towers after graduation from my MBA program. Business attire makes everyone look the same...shapeless, boring and neutral colored. But after I shot and passed out my power-suit compcards, I suddenly got lots of serious attention especially from those key executives who are lot more mature than the boys I used to hang out with. The movers and shakers in my company keep emphasizing how important it is to get input from the younger staff. So now I get invited to all the out-of-town conventions where serious business goes on day and night. I never realized how much important work gets done in Las Vegas, Miami, New York, Rio, London, Cancun and Cannes France until I became one of the key members in my department after two promotions in less than a year. I also never realized that most of the fun things in life can be written off my employer's taxes. Marion B. Indianapolis

2. Silvia "Dusty" Dingo I never got many job or promotion interviews until I started using the "power suit" compcards.
I always thought it was because I was unqualified or there was something about my name (I come from a distinguished line of Dingos and would not change it for the world).
Now I nearly always get called in for an interview...and not only by the low level human resource interviewer. Most of the the "big bosses" want a second interview sometimes over a liquid lunch or drinks after work. I feel my true executive potential is finally being realized. I want my company to grow and prosper. It seems to be working, I get a lot of incentive rewards and special assignments along with bonuses though sometimes they involve working strange hours. Silvia "Dusty" Dingo


3. Leslie "smiley" S.I owe my recent promotion in part to my wonderful photo compard submitted with my application for a high level executive assistant position in my Fortune 500 company.
Now I don't have to take orders anymore from the piss-ant mail room clerks or fend off drooling old men who grab me from dark places when I go back into the warehouse. In my new 8th floor executive office cube, I get to have lunch in the executive lunch room with all the vice-presidents and the up-and-coming cute young executives. I even get asked by the big bosses to come into their offices for private meetings to consult on important executive decisions. Sometimes they are so grateful for my assistance, they take me out to dinner to show their appreciation when their wives are out-of-town. Leslie "smiley" S.

4. Eileen "Chesty" Mcquire My power suit compcard has been a big help. Before all anyone did was look at my DD chest. Now the photos of me wearing a dark blue power suit really highlight my long blond hair too. When I wear my power suit coat, I don't need to wear a bra to work (never liked them) since the coat covers those beautiful thin silk blouses that feel so good next to your skin but nothing inappropriate shows when I wear a suit jacket.
I am no longer just "chesty". And when the executives want to consult with me on some important decision in private meetings they seem much more courteous than when I was just another face and figure in the cube ranch. Now they usually ask me if I wouldn't be more comfortable taking off my jacket during the long grueling executive meetings in offices that always seem warmer than usual. Sometimes we work on the big soft couch instead of sitting around a big formal table. And conference tables are definitely more fun when you are on top of them. I had no idea how much fun working with executives could be before my promotion which I owe to my power suit comp-card.
Eileen "Chesty" Mcquire

6. Winifred "legs" R. Like most ambitious women I want to be appreciated for my brains as well as my looks. After all I spent 8 years getting my associate's degree in business principles. The nice thing about posing for power suit photos is that it is perfectly acceptable to wear very short skirts that are both formal and show off a girl's legs but no one thinks it's sexy when you are wearing a suit.
I used to make much needed extra money working in clubs after hours and weekends. Now I get lots of high paid overtime work and never have to leave my building. Winifred "legs" R.

7. Aireheadyuska Orewuicugksawerkiewski I am a strange person to US and my English works not so well in business. Now in fantastical newer job achieved by using power suit compcard, all I have to do is walk around people's offices helping out by getting things from bottom drawers in files and also high book shelves using ladder and I don't have to say any English words. But very kind executives like to help me learn language skills by practicing English words by putting their lips on mine and saying word so know what muscles how to move. Also learning names for body parts by showing and saying name in English. I help them learn new language too with saying body part in my language for them to practice. Sometimes different body parts are so close together, have to do close-up examination to understand new words. Aireheadyuska Orewuicugksawerkiewski